bitterboob

foodchewer:

i don’t want to go to sleep i want to be famous

clestroying:

dinnicksfimples:
Back to school bath bomb from Lush
people really go to amazing lengths for notes

rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

animal-factbook:

Once again, cat sibling rivalry is seen at its finest. The older brother cat cleverly wiggles itself out from under the couch in order to annoy the younger sibling. This behavior is frequently seen in many varieties of felines.

miraguey:

IM CRYING SHE CHOSE HER OUTFIT OVER SHOWING HER DATES FACE ! SAME

Confused Americans

fuckajesus:

comic-chick:

wombattea:
sizvideos:
How to catch an emu - Video
LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THIS IS A LEGIT THING
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE
Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.
And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”
And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing
This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

lonniiii:

When you have a bunch of followers and your ask is still dry af 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

servinjesus:

when someone tries to join you when your song is playing